Fresh out of quality testing, Elliot's butt plugs are primarily targeted at his lusting female fans who, sadly, are far too repellent to ever be rammed by the man himself.

Developed by Dutch porno scientists (who are decades ahead of the rest of the world), Elliot's Butt Plugs actually have a part of his consciousness ‘copied' into them.

“It's like Elliot's mind is actually in my arse!”
Linda, Sussex