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Sat Nav
 

According to Elliot, his satellite system will ‘revolutionise the way sailors navigate'.

The inspiration behind this concept was Elliot's ‘general concern for sailors' and a fondness for satellites and navigation.

After many painstaking minutes of design, redesign and re-redesign, Elliot finally bashed out his ‘Sat Nav'.


The Sat Nav Orbital Face Portrait in action

His idea requires a 4 square mile portrait of his face to be launched into orbit.

“It works in a similar way to GPS satellites, only you don't need a degree in science to use it, you simply press a button, and my face appears overhead. Then you enter where you want to go, and my face (powered by rockets) will lead the way”.

As a secondary function, Elliot has decided to add a ‘Face Beam', for sailors who are afraid of the dark.


The Face Beam illuminates a large section of the planet

Elliot's Sat Nav and Face Beam are currently only for military use.

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