The Tug Buddy

 

The new Elliot Tug Buddy is set to revolutionise the way men spread their man fat.

Have you ever wanted to save your banana juice for later use/insemination? Well now you can!

Whether whacking off on a speeding train, log flume, at the office or outside on a windy day, the Tug Buddy will not only ensure that you never miss a drop, but will also make you look good while doing it.

Simply insert your pork sword into the funnel, discharge your seed and the canisters automatically decompress, sucking the sex fluid up the tubes where it can be stored indefinitely.

Why carry awkward, bulky tissues around with you, when all you need is the patented Elliot Tug Buddy?

Keep the seed alive, with the Elliot Tug Buddy.